PISS 3 is here! 100+ pages to gag over:
with Sami Landri by Erv and Julio Torres and Martine Gutierrez by Joe Caster,  AIDs Play Project, Melissa Auf der Maur, Thomas Barger, Drake Carr by Aidan Lapp, Hardy Hill, Drs. Colleen Hill & Valerie Steele, Chris Kraus by Juliet Amorina, Em Monforte, Ryan Sickler aka @ryanidiotboy Jordan Tannahill by Paul McAdory, Tourmaline, Trophy Wife by Kate Vitali, Macy Rodman by Jake Evans, YVES by Matías Alvial & more!
 
The best things cum in threes... 2 covers, 3 queers! 💦💦💦
Sami Landri, Julio Torres & Martine Gutierrez cover PISS 3!
3 queers, 2 covers, and 1 issue all about feeling your fantasy against all good (and bad) judgement. Choptimized for max impact when you’ve read one side, flip the mag over and read the rest. That’s right, she’s vers... just don’t sue me if you pull a muscle, babe. And you’re getting more PISS for less PRICE!
112 (8 more than PISS 2!) pages of transidental gay, lesbian, bisexual & transgender (and I think str*ight, but don’t quote me on that) musings on life, liberty and the pursuit of faggyness—among other things... free poster:  Sami Landri “ALLO!”
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IN THE PAST:

PISS 2: The Second Comingwith Star Amerasu by Margarita Louca, Peter Berlin by Billy Parker, Cruising the Movies by Homocommunist, Merlot by Hilton Dresden, Devra Hoff by Thomas Spooner, Thatcher Keats,  Stacy Kranitz, Justin Liam O’Brien, Lushious Massacr, Sissy Misfit by Cael Devers, Lindsey Normington by Angel Rivera, Kay Poyer by Rosei Matcek, Julia Silverberg on creepypasta communions, Linnea Skoglösa by Lucy Broome, Miwa Susuda, Sean Townley, Oscar yi Hou,  and more.
 2 girlz, 1 magazine! 🫦 Sissy Misfit and Lindsey Normington cover our double issue about keeping your community close. This issue is vers, so you can choose who’s the top and who’s the bottom... with one cover on each side, you’ll go both ways when you read PISS 2 from front to back and upside down and backwards. Stretch before reading... don’t sue me if you pull a muscle.

104 pages of transidental gay, lesbian & transgender (and I think bi but don’t quote me on that) musings on life, liberty and the pursuit of faggyness—among other things.

poster pull-out: sissy misfit “fed by chaos”



1 bag, 2 mags... 🫦  (do we see the theme for this ad copy?)

deals deals deals! get you piggy life when you buy PISSUES 1 & 2 together for maximum pleasure. very limited offer. 25% off steal. rob me blind, baby!

184 total pages of gay stuff! that’s sooooo gay wtf...

poster pull-outs: sissy “ fed by chaos” (PISS 2) & jack powers “sell out” (piss 1)





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4 inch wide metal pin (only a few left...)

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